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AKU AREK SUROBOYO... KATE LAPO KOEN...

• CIRI-CIRI AREK SUROBOYO • --- --- - Arek‬Suroboyo lek tukaran mesti ngomong "awas kon yo, delok'en molehmu..." <-- lapo? Ditraktir mangan ta? - Arek Suroboyo lek ngilokno uwong "wuih, wenak kon suarane arek iki, kok gak mbecak...!!" - Arek Suroboyo sing lanang, lek ngamuk langsung ngomong "njaluk tak pancal ndasmu..." <-- sepeda bek'e - Arek Suroboyo lek onok wedok'an ayu, endel, langsung dikomen "mboook, mentolo tak gowo moleh ae..." - Arek Suroboyo lek nyebut uaakeh "sak taek'e ndayak..." <-- koyok ngerti2o ae - Arek Suroboyo lek disindir koncone, langsung ngomong "sakjane, kon iku ngenyek, ta ngetrek-etrek?!?" - Arek Suroboyo lek ngomong, ngarepe biasane ditambahi huruf U.. --> uaaakeh, ueeendel, ueeenak, uaaasssuu kok - Arek Suroboyo lek janjian ~ "wis teko ndi kon?" ~ "wes nang dalan iki, diluk maneh" <-- padahal sik nang omah. - Arek Suroboyo lek mari diilokno, langsung mbales"ndasmu, ndogmu, bapakmu" <-- pokoke sing onok mu-mu ne. - Arek Suroboyo lek suwi gak ketemu konco, langsung ngomong "wah, si urip ta kon? Tak pikir wis pitung dinone..." - Arek Suroboyo lek irunge gatel trus kudu wahing, munine ---> "Ha... ha... ha...haaancukkk..!!!. Arek Suroboyo lek onok wong pamer "eh aku tuku mobil anyar iki" langsung dijawab "SOPO?? SING TAKOK!" - Arek Suroboyo senengane muring2 nggawe awalan'jam'.. --> Jamput, jambul, jambret, jambu, dst... - Arek Suroboyo lek ndelok wedok ayu, langsung ngomong: "cuk, ayune... bapak'e sunat nangdi iku..." - Arek Suroboyo lek onok wedok'an ayu langsung komentar "ojok mbok gudo lho jon, wes tak kapling iku..." - Arek Suroboyo lek onok koncone ngomong gak jelas, langsung disauti "kon iku ngomong ta kemu?!?"

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